PETA Vegetarian Teeshirt
Some of our best friends are vegetarians. And one of them holds interesting views on shrimp. He eats them because, as he explains it, "They're just vegetables with motility."
Still, a little levity is a wonderful thing. These teeshirts are guaranteed to get a rise out of people who are annoying anyway, and bring a smile to the lips of those whose laughter is music to your ears. The teeshirts come in one color -- black. On the front, they read, "PETA: People For the Eating of Tasty Animals." On the back, the slogan, "Vegetarian: Ancient Tribal Slang for the Village Idiot who Can't Hunt, Fish or Ride."
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PETA Vegetarian (medium)
$18.00
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PETA Vegetarian (large)
$19.00
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PETA Vegetarian (extra large)
$19.00
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PETA Vegetarian (2XL)
$21.00
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PETA Vegetarian (3XL)
$24.00
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PETA Potato Teeshirt
Actually, you'd need a pretty big plate to fit a Hippopotamus or a Crocodile Monitor. And who'd have room for dessert?
The second in our series of politically incorrect teeshirts comes in navy blue only, and features the "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals" slogan on the front and "There's Room For All God's Creatures... Right Next To My Mashed Potatoes" on the back. So, the punctuation is a little bit funky (an ellipsis?) At least we spelled the spud plural right.
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PETA Potato (medium)
$18.00
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PETA Potato (large)
$19.00
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PETA Potato (extra large)
$19.00
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PETA Potato (2XL)
$21.00
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PETA Potato (3XL)
$24.00
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Stinkin' Tastebuds Teeshirt
The chilehead's homage to Treasure of the Sierra Madre! (Of course, we really do need our tastebuds so that we can delight in the sensual pleasure that is hot sauce!)
The garment is a natural beige tinge with the image printed on the front. 100% preshrunk cotton, but it will probably shrink a little more first time you wash it so when in doubt buy large.
Stinkin' Tastebuds Teeshirt (large) $19.00
Stinkin' Tastebuds Teeshirt (extra large) $19.00
Stinkin' Tastebuds Teeshirt (2XL) $21.00
Stinkin' Tastebuds Teeshirt (3XL) $24.00
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Chilehead Teeshirt
Before there was the Grateful Dead, there was Dios de los Muertos. And if only Jerry had been into habaneros instead of hard drugs...
Graphic is on the front of the shirt on a black background; the back of the shirt is black. 100% preshrunk cotton (but c'mon, you know it's gonna shrink a little more so when in doubt, buy large.)
Chilehead Teeshirt (medium) $18.00
Chilehead Teeshirt (large) $19.00
Chilehead Teeshirt (extra large) $19.00
Chilehead Teeshirt (2XL) $21.00
chilehead Teeshirt (3XL) $24.00
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Tie-Dye Chilehead
Skeleton and ristras on a stunning turquoise and royal blue tie-dyed background. The image is printed on the front of the garment. Short-sleeved tee made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton -- but you know it's gonna shrink a little more, right? So when in doubt, buy one size up.
Tie-Dye Chilehead (medium)
Tie-Dye Chilehead $24.00
Tie-Dye Chilehead (large)
Tie-Dye Chilehead $24.00
Tie-Dye Chilehead (extra large)
Tie-Dye Chilehead $24.00
Tie-Dye Chilehead (2XL)
Tie-Dye Chilehead $26.00
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Motor Running Teeshirt
Choppers and chilis, they're like gears and grease: two things that go together. This eye-catching tee showcases a bright red pepper against the familiar Harley logo wings. A classic!
The image is printed on the front of the garment; the back is solid black. Shortsleeved teeshirt made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton, but it will probably shrink a little bit more the first time you wash it so when in doubt, buy large!
Motor Running Teeshirt (large) $19.00
Motor Running Teeshirt (extra large) $19.00
Motor Running Teeshirt (2XL) $21.00
Motor Running Teeshirt (3XL) $0.00
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Red Cadillac Teeshirt
A red Cadillac hurtling down a deserted road. Don't look back -- time may be gaining on you. Short-sleeved shirt with graphic on the front. 100% preshrunk cotton but it will probably shrink a little more the first time it meets your washing machine so when in doubt, buy large.
Red Cadillac Teeshirt (large) $19.00
Red Cadillac Teeshirt (extra large) $19.00
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Motorcycle Skeleton Teeshirt
This is kind of like what that guy from Easy Rider would look like by now if he wasn't a movie star with big bucks to burn on plastic surgery. Short-sleeved shirt with graphic on the front. 100% preshrunk cotton but it will probably shrink a little more the first time it meets your washing machine so when in doubt, buy large.
Motorcycle Skeleton Teeshirt (large) $19.00
Motorcycle Skeleton Teeshirt (extra large) $19.00
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Mas Macho Teeshirt
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the most macho of them all? Why, Mysterio, of course. There's a little bit of Mexican Wrestler in everyone.
The image is on the front of this short-sleeved, pre-shrunk, 100% cotton teeshirt. The garment may shrink some more the first time it meets your washing machine so when in doubt, buy large.
Mas Macho Teeshirt (large) $19.00
Mas Macho Teeshirt (extra large) $19.00
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